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John WIlliams
December 3rd 04, 05:50 PM
Some things to Do Before the Inaugural:

1. Get that abortion you've always wanted.

2. Drink a nice clean glass of water.

3. Cash your social security check.

4. Spend quality time with your draft age child/grandchild.

5. Visit Syria, or any foreign country for that matter.

6. Borrow books from library before they're banned - Constitutional law
books, Catcher in the Rye, Harry Potter, Tropic of Cancer, etc.

7. Come out - then go back in - HURRY!

8. Jam in all the Alzheimer's stem cell research you can.

9. Go see Bruce Springsteen before he has his "accident."

10. Use the phrase - "you can't do that - this is America."

11. Take a walk in Yosemite, without being hit by a snowmobile or abase-jumper.

12. Enroll your kid in an accelerated art or music class.

13. Start your school day without a prayer.

14. Pass on the secrets of evolution to future generations.

15. Learn French.

16. Take a factory tour anywhere in the U.S.

17. Visit Massachusetts while it is still a state.

18. Send this E-mail while you still can.