View Full Version : Global Warming is caused by the Sun, the moon and the stars.

October 17th 07, 01:50 AM
Global Warming is caused by the Sun, the moon and the stars.

The lunar or long calendar accurately predicts 2012 to be the date the
gravity of the planet Venus negatively affects the Moon's lunar
and causes disruptions in the weather patterns on the planet Earth.
only as, and exacerbated by, Global Warming. Though for communities
of the time, then dependent largely on agricultural industries, this
known as the beginning of the end times or the apocalypse.
The event of Venus' orbit pulling the moon away from us only happens
once every 60,000 to 70,000 years and coincides with landmark claims
of human survival such as the book of Genesis and the predictions of
the Maya.

In order to thwart this new enemy, or threat from outer space as I
like to call it, we need to re engineer the moons orbit back to a
position agreeable with life on earth. This should be the sole focus
of Global Warming talks and endeavors.

That new bomb the Russians invented should do the trick. Just detonate
it alongside the trajectory of the moon and nudge it back into
place. Do this every once in a while and we'll have a very nice planet
live on for a long time to come. If not, then it is Hell On Road Off,
as the heat of Gehenna burn us all to death.

Ye serpents, ye generation of vipers, how can ye escape
the damnation of Gehenna?" - Jesus Christ

"Control the trajectory of the moon, you control the seasons,
control the seasons, you control the weather,
control the weather, you control global warming,
control global warming, you control the temperature of the earth.
and that is how we escape." - Beelzebub

And when you look up to the sky and see the sun, the moon and the stars
all the heavenly array-do not be enticed into bowing down to them and
worshiping things the LORD your God has apportioned
to all the nations under heaven. Deuteronomy 4:19

Sincerely yours,

Norman Christian Hoffmann