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Old September 12th 04, 01:04 PM
G.K. Konnig
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Default Real men don't lift weights ! ! !

They gain their muscles in combat MAN against MAN (or Man against
monster) or by working hard, for example carrying logs or huge
boulders.

Weightlifting is totally USELESS, so real men don't waste time with
such useless nonsense and do something creative or destructive !
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Old September 12th 04, 01:19 PM
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"G.K. Konnig" wrote in message
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They gain their muscles in combat MAN against MAN (or Man against
monster) or by working hard, for example carrying logs or huge
boulders.

Weightlifting is totally USELESS, so real men don't waste time with
such useless nonsense and do something creative or destructive !



Yes, real men do Turkish oil wrestling!

http://www.turkishwrestling.com/


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Old September 12th 04, 03:30 PM
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"G.K. Konnig" wrote in message
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They gain their muscles in combat MAN against MAN (or Man against
monster) or by working hard, for example carrying logs or huge
boulders.



Or, do pound their women's pudendae with savage force...


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Old September 12th 04, 03:57 PM
Ben Gussey
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"G.K. Konnig" wrote in message
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They gain their muscles in combat MAN against MAN (or Man against
monster) or by working hard, for example carrying logs or huge
boulders.

Weightlifting is totally USELESS, so real men don't waste time with
such useless nonsense and do something creative or destructive !


Or use the internet.

Regards,
Ben.


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Old September 12th 04, 10:54 PM
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They gain their muscles in combat MAN against MAN (or Man against
monster) or by working hard, for example carrying logs or huge
boulders.


My wife carries two huge "boulders" everyday and I pitch logs several times
a day depending on what I eat. We're both obviously very manly!


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Old September 13th 04, 05:13 AM
Pete
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G.K. Konnig wrote:
They gain their muscles in combat MAN against MAN (or Man against
monster) or by working hard, for example carrying logs or huge
boulders.

Weightlifting is totally USELESS, so real men don't waste time with
such useless nonsense and do something creative or destructive !


I lift a huge log every time I pee.


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